Ralph Batty Facts

[Balph Ratty]

Ralph Batty's Facebook page is made of real faces.

 

[Balph Ratty]

Ralph Batty won Wing Bowl eating lamb chops.

 

[Balph Ratty]

The last digit of pi is Ralph Batty.

 

[Balph Ratty]

At night, when ghosts sit around the camp fire, they tell "Ralph Batty Stories".

 

[PA2CAMoleskinner]

I'm not posting here as a supporter or detractor but simply to point out, in my humble opinion, "this stuff is funny." And then not unlike Oliver Twist I am compelled to write:

Please sir, I want some more.

 

[ChesmontLeague1]

I'm not posting here as a supporter or detractor but simply to point out, in my humble opinion, "this stuff is funny." And then not unlike Oliver Twist I am compelled to write:

Please sir, I want some more.

 

[ChesmontLeague1]

Not me posting either but is pretty funny. I'm guessing it's in regards to that longggg post about Ridley football.

 

[Balph Ratty]

Ralph Batty can call "uno" while still holding 5 cards.

 

[Balph Ratty]

Ralph Batty put Harry Potter's name in the Goblet of Fire.

 

[Balph Ratty]

Ralph Batty's team gets 5 offensive plays in Tecmo Bowl.

 

[Balph Ratty]

Ralph Batty once won a round of Jeopardy by answering, "What is Blitz?" for every question.

 

[PA2CAMoleskinner]

Okay, okay -- the "What is Blitz" is the best one-liner I have ever heard/read (and that's covering one too many years of this stuff).

That's both broad in scope and then a micro tidbit "insider knowledge" comment that makes it even more of a nugget (who is coming up with this stuff).

This is funny.

 

[Balph Ratty]

When Ralph Batty sits at a round table he's seated at the head.

 

[Balph Ratty]

Ralph Batty thumb wrestles with his pinky, and wins.

 

[Balph Ratty]

Ralph Batty is the reason Waldo is hiding.

 

[Balph Ratty]

Ralph Batty made Journey stop believing.

 

[Balph Ratty]

The Great Wall of China was built to keep Ralph Batty out.

 

[PA2CAMoleskinner]

Ralph Batty's defensive teams were so good he deferred receiving in both the first and second half.

 

[Balph Ratty]

Ralph Batty's defensive teams were so good he deferred receiving in both the first and second half.

That's a good one.

When Ralph Batty plays Mousetrap he catches lions.

 

[Balph Ratty]

Ralph Batty puts Baby in a corner.

 

[Balph Ratty]

Ralph Batty is the unexpected item in your bagging area.

 

[PA2CAMoleskinner]

Ralph Batty is the focus of a documentary by the Yeti titled "Ralph Batty: The mystery is explained."

 

[Balph Ratty]

Ralph Batty can watch a pot and it will still boil.

 

[Balph Ratty]

Ralph Batty can sneeze with his eyes open.

 

[Balph Ratty]

Ralph Batty can make lemons from lemonade.

 

[PA2CAMoleskinner]

When Ralph Batty gave halftime speeches during a game, E. F. Hutton listened.

 

[Balph Ratty]

The original Notre Dame locker room sign read "Play Like Ralph Batty Today!"

 

[PA2CAMoleskinner]

Before he authorized the "Statute of Liberty" maneuver during Operation Desert Storm, General Schwarzkopf consulted with Ralph Batty.

 

[franklinfield]

Ralph Batty can make lemons from lemonade.

But can Ralph Batty make chicken salad outta chicken sh*t?

 

[Balph Ratty]

When Ralph Batty goes to Subway the foot-longs are only $4.

 

[Balph Ratty]

Ralph Batty can understand sign language while blindfolded.

 

[Balph Ratty]

Ralph Batty can win a Pokemon battle using a Digimon.

 

[yesman3]

The thread was funny this past Tuesday night, perhaps even into Wednesday AM. Jeez..

 

[Balph Ratty]

When Ralph Batty doesn't enjoy a thread, he doesn't read it.

 

[Balph Ratty]

When Ralph Batty signs "hugs and kisses" on a greeting card his X's and O's are in football formations.

 

[Balph Ratty]

Bigfoot has a grainy picture of Ralph Batty. Sasquatch scientists are still debating its authenticity.

 

[Balph Ratty]

Ralph Batty can ice skate wearing rollerblades.

 

[Balph Ratty]

When Ralph Batty goes to the gym the weights feel the burn.

 

[Balph Ratty]

There's no wrong side of the bed for Ralph Batty to wake up on; wherever Ralph wakes is the right side.

 

[PA2CAMoleskinner]

After completing all three phases of BUD/S training with the highest combined score ever achieved Ralph Batty rejected the United States Navy's SEALs program.