Ralph Batty Facts

[Balph Ratty]

When Ralph Batty buys new bedding he makes sure it can Cover 2.

 

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Ralph Batty puts 'i' before 'e', even after 'c'.

 

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Ralph Batty once scored 200 fantasy football points while his entire roster was on the bye.

 

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Nails are as tough as Ralph Batty.

 

[greenblood11]

You missed the most obvious one......Ralph Batty let the dogs out!!

 

[Balph Ratty]

Ralph Batty recorded seven sacks in a swim meet.

 

[Balph Ratty]

Ralph Batty is the Ridley Township Police Department's emergency contact.

 

[blitzkrieg64]

Ralph Batty once won a round of Jeopardy by answering, "What is Blitz?" for every question.

"Why is Blitz?" woulda been a better replay from Herr Ratty, Cuck....Hail to the Falcons! Just mucked up Abington.....real bad....sorry Sorbs....eat one pizza more.....

 

[Balph Ratty]

The National Weather service provides Tornadoes with “Ralph Batty Warnings”.

 

[Balph Ratty]

Ralph Batty once defeated da Vinci’s Mona Lisa in a staring contest.

 

[shfoot]

Ralph Batty thumb wrestles with his pinky, and wins.

Oh, behave!

 

[SPEED&JUMP DR.]

Ralph Batty does not love Raymond

 

[4i tech]

Coach Batty works out in tight jeans and aviator sunglasses. All hail Balph

 

[Balph Ratty]

Ralph Batty can mix oil and water.

 

[Balph Ratty]

Ralph Batty has appeared in every film of the Star Wars franchise. He plays THE FORCE.

 

[SPEED&JUMP DR.]

Sharks have a week dedicated to Ralph Batty.

 

[Balph Ratty]

Ralph Batty can win at Rock, Paper, Scissors with both hands tied behind his back.

 

[Balph Ratty]

Ralph Batty once broke open a piece of candy and a piñata came out.

 

[Balph Ratty]

MC Hammer said Ralph Batty can touch this.

 

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Ralph Batty sold EBay to EBay on EBay .

 

[Balph Ratty]

Ralph Batty went up Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel.