Steve, you are a poacher. “I love the opportunity to mold young men and teach them about the game of football….to see them develop and have success and move on to successful lives and careers, that’s what it’s all about”, you said. We heard the stories of the Friday night lights stalkings, so we did some research and gathered some data. Steve, do you know what we found? Well, let’s just say, it was not “development”. Some items were missing and we found your fingerprints at the crime scene. It isn’t honorable to compete with other school’s blue chippers. The three month football “rentals”are overdue. The Football gods demand explanations, Steve.
STEVE: Hey Tim, did we get the check from JWH3?
TIM: The football “only” stadium funding is on schedule. That said, I’m getting concerned. Steve, the PIAA called and wants to know if the dirty dozen “
transfers are materially motivated in some way by an athletic purpose?”
STEVE: Tim, I don’t understand. The trio from 2015—the Division I size senior lineman from Abington, the junior WR from Father Judge, and the All-City senior scat back from Chestnut Hill Academy all took my technology class here at ABW, that’s clearly the motivator. (See appendix below for more data).
TIM: Steve, I am really getting nervous this time. When Gil gave you the blueprint* with the cousins I thought that was it… (see Appendix below)
STEVE: (interrupting) DON’T YOU DARE question my tactics! One of those transfers gave us over 1200 yards, 23 TDs, and was SEPA Player of the Year. Did we not garner a state title and deliver a bunch of college scholarships from this maneuver?
TIM: The majority of these kids are going to Division II and III Centennial, MAC and PSAC colleges. Patty and Cloe told me that the acceptance rate at some of those schools are as high as 75%! They would wind up at those schools even if they stayed at SJP, Hatboro-Horsham, Bensalem, GW, CHA, Abington, Lansdale Catholic and Northeast.
STEVE: Hey, these are the recruiting tactics I learned from Rob Curry at Lycoming.
TIM: STOP using that word! We are NOT recruiting. We are offering the values of a Catholic school education.
STEVE: OK, enough. Let’s get back to the kid from Pennridge.
TIM: No one knows about that one, please continue to speak in code, refer to the player from Perkasie as Operation Greenjacket. Also, there is another disclosure on the PIAA form. It says.
“I am aware of other facts or circumstances that would lead me to believe that individuals affiliated with my school have engaged in recruiting this student for the purpose of participating in athletics.” I have to check this box and explain. What do I write?
STEVE: The answer is, the kid can help us win a state title and we can get him into a local college. I have talked to Mike and he can get them a shift at the NBI. This has been going on in Central Bucks for decades. Don’t underestimate the influence of AYCE crab night to a high school kid.
TIM: Well, the PIAA is turning a blind eye, but the WPIAL sure has us in the crosshairs. History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.We are not unique.It used to be players only transferring intra-district from CB East to CB West. Do you realize we have pilfered the dirty dozen from The Suburban One, Inter-Ac, Philadelphia Public and Philadelphia Catholic Leagues?
RING-RING
STEVE: Hold on, Tim. The CYO coach of my biggest “feeder”is calling me….
STEVE: Hey, coach how are you? I heard you have some eighth grade difference makers!
DAVE Sr.: (Hemming and hawing) Ahhhh, not sure they are a fit for what you are doing.
STEVE: (Quizzically) We are winning League, District and State titles here. I have more chips than Herr’s
DAVE Sr: Parents are talking, many have seen this movie before. Do I need to mention the kid from Quakertown or my former player that went to Juniata?
Suddenly the line goes dead and in the foggy distance the gods appear…..
Steve, did Steff Kruck pluck a WR from Washington your senior year to take your spot? How about the H-H senior transfer that broke Berwick’s back with those kick returns? Or should we mention the Bensalem fullback that steamrolled Somerset with 3 first half TDs? It’s all about gathering hubcaps, ain’t it? But the gods know it’s not about the X’s and O’s, it’s about the Jimmy’s and the Joe’s. Steve, the “worm”is turning. ABW’s eighth grade pipeline is broken from your empty promises, the new realignment will give future “targets”hope of winning their own state title if they stay at their current schools, and new participants have recently brought a semiautomatic to your knife fight. Just ask Albie, Gordon and Schmidt. How does that shoe fit on the other foot now? You are losing ground in the arms race and TEP is beating you at your own recruiting game. Woe to the wicked! It shall be ill with him, for what his hands have dealt out shall be done to him. Do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever one sows, that he will also reap.
The scales of Divine justice always balance—
if not here,
then hereafter. Three words from the Football gods: SWEET POETIC JUSTICE. You are in Warminster, PA. ABW is NOT Ampipe High. You think you have all the right moves? The barflies at Kenney’s Tavern may be bamboozled by your shell game, but the Football gods are not. Steve, please, take off the mask and put the brown paper bag down. We are hijacking your hold up. We find you guilty of larceny. Here is the good news for you, Steve: it’s not a final verdict and you are not alone (see Chad’s Verdict). You can reverse course and winwith your own players. “Thou shalt not steal”. Actionsspeak louder than words. We, The Football gods, are watching…
APPENDIX:
* The blueprint is as follows: annually recruit seasoned, talented, proven and productive upperclassmen (preferably seniors to be) from any greater Philadelphia area school (3 scalps are ideal). This is to be “subsidized”by generous boosters that have earmarked specific funds to cover any and all tuition and transportation costs. Dangle the offer of playing for a state championship and an opportunity for that elusive dream of a college athletic scholarship. In addition, the PIAA transfer paperwork will be completed and filed, with the integrity of a 2006 mortgage application. BUYER BEWARE (that is you parents, don’t be hoodwinked by the delusions of grandeur).
THE DIRTY DOZEN:
2010:
- Rutgers RB that actually transferred 3 times in 4 years from SJP and Cheltenham (really?), aforementioned SEPA Player of year. Where does he go for his 10 year reunion?
- Cousin of #1, FB and DE, transferred as Junior from Abington, eventually went to FCS Wagner. Is a relative on the current coaching staff? The optics look poor, Steve.
2011
3. WR/S Senior transfer year from GW, eventually went to Temple.
4. WR/DB Junior transfer from Hatboro-Horsham. “This is exactly what I signed up for, playing for a state championship is what you dreamed of as a kid and what you strive for every time you put a jersey on”. Interesting quote from the D-II Mercyhurst signee, I wonder if that made it onto the transfer paperwork….
2012
5. 5’8”162lb Senior transfer from Northeast, whereabouts unknown
6. Lansdale Catholic senior transfer, “Rare Breed”two-way player as DE and leading rusher for Crusaders to be one-way player at ABW and “made it” to Steve’s alma mater in Williamsport, Lycoming.
2013
7. Hatboro-Horsham senior transfer, the “Berwick killer”from above. Started out at Shippensburg and now at Gettysburg. All Suburban One at H-H, ran for less than 500 yards for the Vikings. Was it worth it?
2014
8. 6’220lb senior transfer and two way LB and RB from Bensalem that wounded Somerset. “A lot had to do with my parents, they always wanted to send me to a private Catholic school, but couldn’t do it financially before”. (See how He answers your prayers?). Was 1st Team all Suburban One at LB, but not at ABW. “I do miss playing linebacker every once in a while”. Wound up at Bloomsburg.
2015
9. 5’8”145lb WR/DB and senior transfer from CHA, was 3rd team all-city with 31 grabs for 768 yards and 9 TDs. At ABW did not make All-Catholic in a 4 team division and had 17 catches for 295 yards and 4 TDs. What an academic upgrade, so much for getting that hubcap. Shoulda gone to Tep.
10. 6’170lb WR/DB from Judge that transferred as a junior
11. 6’3”290lb OL/DL from Abington also referenced with 9 and 10 in the narrative with Tim and Steve at the top.
2016
12. Operation Greenjacket, Pennridge…pending…..et alia